Fore Father Quotes (1 - 4 out of 4)

Chris: Hey, dad, look! I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me home.
Peter: He does the same thing at home with Velveeta and cockroaches. If you turn the light on really fast they slam him right into the fridge.
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Lois: Oh, look, Meg, it's your little baby booties. Oh, and your little bronze hat. And your tail.
Meg: My what?
Lois: Nothing.
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Cleveland Jr: Honey comb big, yeah yeah yeah. It's not small, no no no.
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Chris: I don't think I like feet as much as you do.
Quagmire: Everybody likes feet.
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