He's Too Sexy for His Fat Quotes (9 - 14 out of 14)
Chris (looking at the Twinkie in his hand): I'm going to turn you into poo.
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Security Guard: Alright son, just give me those hams. (reaches into Chris' shirt)
Chris: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!!!
Guard: Oh, your not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid, aren't you, fatty fat fattington!
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(Stewie lies asleep in bed)
Stewie (sleeping, then yawns): What the deuce?!! FLEAS! ARGHH!! (Jumps out his bed and runs down the hallway, sliips and crahses into the table at the end of the hallway.)
Stewie: Damn you Mop and Glow!!
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(Chris is sitting in kitchen, moping because he's fat, and Meg walks in.)
Meg: Whoa! Chris have you loot weight? You look wicked skinny! I'm jealous!
Chris: Really? Cause...cause I'm jealous of your mustache!
Meg: I don't have a mustache!!!!!
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Chris: Oh, I hate vegetables.
Lois: Honey, they're good for you.
Chris: Oooh, they taste like a monkey, a monkey that's past its prime.
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Peter: Wow, when you're beautiful doors magically open for you!
Beautiful People's Club Man: Actually, it opened because you stepped on that black square.
...of course if that's wasn't there, it would have opened anyway because you're beautiful.
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7.3 outta 10 (Over 196 votes)
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