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Lois: Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross and they are certainly not an enchanted forest.
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Peter: Dad, to be honest, I don't like you either. Aw, jeez, that's a terrible thing to say. I guess I am going to hell, huh.
The Pope: Peter, the good lord said to honor thy father. He never said anything about liking him.
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