Lethal Weapons Quotes (1 - 8 out of 9)
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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Stewie: Damn, must have pulled something playing hoops last week. (Goes to flashback of Stewie playing basketball.)
Stewie: I know you ain't puttin that rock up from here, cause you ain't got no J! (Stewie trips basketball player)
Baskeball player: Yo man, that's trippin!
Stewie: Brotha please, you're the one who's trippin'! Now go on! Cry home to your momma! She waitin' for ya!
Basketball player: Now don't make me stick my size thirteens up yo narrow ass!
Stewie: Oh, sweet! Bring it on bitch! Now how you gonna act?! (Basketball player walks away.) Jeeze! Bringin that trash in here. Dis is my house!!!
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Stewie: I'm the dog. I'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug.
Brian: I'm a pompous little antichrist who will abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and wind up settling with a rough trick named Jim.
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Peter (to New Yorker): Excuse me sir, I believe you're in my seat and I had sex with your mother.
Man: What'd you say?!
Peter: What--about the seat or me plowin' your father's wife?
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Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
Woman (man voice) : "Sure."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Woman: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"
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8.9 outta 10 (Over 323 votes)
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Peter: Don't worry, I've got an idea-an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
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8.1 outta 10 (Over 221 votes)
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Stewie: Ooh, Lois, someone's wearing their ovaries on the outside.
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Peter: Lois, brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.
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7.5 outta 10 (Over 281 votes)
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