Mind Over Murder Quotes (1 - 4 out of 4)

Man: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice mellons.
Peter: Now listen pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding mellons.
Peter: Oh
Man: And her hooters aint bad either.
Peter: Now hold on a second.
Lois: Peter! I'm holding hooters!
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem .
(pause)
Man: Your wife's hot.
Peter: Alright that's it!
Quote Rating: 8.9 outta 10 (Over 461 votes) - Vote Now!

Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 (Over 258 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: Relax Lois, when I had a toothache my mom
used to give me whiskey.
(Flashback to young Peter Griffin)
Young Peter: My tooth hurts!!
(Peters mom throws a bottle of whiskey at him and
it hits the wall.)
Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 (Over 208 votes) - Vote Now!

Stewie: Machiavelli! You've told me nothing I don’t already know! Ah Sun Zhu's The Art of War.
Lois: Stewie, those books aren’t for babies. Here. Watch the Teletubbies.
Stewie: How dare you! That book may hold the key to my enslaving of all mankind.
Quote Rating: 7.5 outta 10 (Over 58 votes) - Vote Now!