North by North Quahog Quotes (17 - 22 out of 22)
Stewie (reading to Meg and Chris): "Garfield at Large", by Jim Davis. Now as you can see in this panel, Garfield doesn't care for Nermal. But like him or not, Nermal is here to stay! Or is he? Let's read on.
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(Stewie is dreaming: He's sitting on the porch of a colonial house, in clonial outfi.)
Stewie: It's good to have land.
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Peter (to Lois): That's because Christians don't believe in gravity.
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Peter: Our sex is so dull for you that you gotta fantasize about George Clooney?
Lois: I'm sorry honey, I guess that things have become a little...stale for me.
Peter: Well, I-I don't know what to do. I mean, I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff. I mean, I-I could hook this car battery up to my nipples. (Hooks car battery to both his nipples.)
Peter: Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Oh God, Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow there's 240-Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
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Stewie: "Ahh..did I remember to turn the stove off?...Yes."
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Mel Gibson: I'm sorry, Mrs. Griffin. This isn't personal, but I need to do what I need to do to get that tape.
Lois (scared): Oh, Mel, what are you gonna do to me? (Then, erotically, hopefully)Oh, Mel, what are you gonna do to me...?
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