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Quagmire: I've never seen so many chicks in one place! Hey, hey, check out those two hotties...they're so lonely they're practicing kissing each other!
Cleveland: I don't think they're practicing...
Peter, Quagmire and Joe: Oh...oooohhhhh...OOOOOOHHHH!!!...oh...
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Trisha Takanawa: For many, this charred portrait of Elizabeth II gives poignant new meaning to the phrase, "Hey, check out that flaming queen."
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Steve, an inmate, comes to kill Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland, but they left before he got to their cell.
Steve: Huh, they're all gone. Oh well, hey I wonder what this feels like. [Stabs himself] Oh god that hurts!!! So thats what I've been doing to people??? I belong here.
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Peter (driving through town after the hurricane): Well, at least the open air debris field is still intact.
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