One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Quotes (1 - 8 out of 12)
Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.
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Peter (to Lois): Lois, The Drunken Clam has been taken over by a bunch of limey tea suckin British bastards.
Nigel Pinchly (Brit): I guess I'm the limely bastard who purchased your bar, bit of an awkward moment really.
Peter: Awkward moment? I'll give you an awkward moment, one time during sex I called Lois Frank! Your move Sherlock.
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Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
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Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?
Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: Excellent, and if I win?
Brian: I wasn't betting. Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie (pause): You're on.
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Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
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Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Stewie: I was curious!
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Steve: Well, well, Officer Swanson. You and your friends are dead, you're all dead!
Peter: Oh, good, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.
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Peter: Here's to our wives! They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV, or as entertaining, but, um ... y'know, I don't know where I'm going with this, but thanks anyway.
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