Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother? Quotes (1 - 8 out of 9)
Tom Tucker: And now time for Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather Forecast. Ollie?
Ollie: It gon rain.
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.
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Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?
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Peter: (at the Drunken Clam)...yah and then Chris starts in with all this Yo! Yo! Yo! stuff and I don't know what the hell he's talking about. So i started beating him with a hose and then my arm got tired...so I came here.
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Peter: I got no idea how to be black ... y'know, except for not smiling when I get my picture taken.
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Peter: So I found out I have a black ancestor.
Cleveland: Is that right? Well that's fantastic Peter.
Peter: Yeah but see the problem is that..I..I got no idea on how to be black. Except for not smiling when I get my picture taken.
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Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
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(Peter talking about restitution to Mr. Pewterschmidt)
Peter: I want what Cleveland got: an apology and some Rice Krispies.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Well, an apology is out of the question, and I'm assuming "Rice Krispies" is some kind of black slang for money, so here's $10,000.
Peter: Oh my God.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Fine make it $20,000, but that's it. How do you spell Kidchwa? K-i...
Peter: Uh you know what, screw the Kidchwa. Make it out to Peter Griffin, P-e-t-e-r...
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Black man: So, it's agreed, we'll keep on pretending to like pigs' feet simply to confound the white man.
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