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Peter: Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.
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Peter: You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk.
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Mayor West: Today we are here to honor Joe Swanson for pulling my poor one-eyed cat Bootsy out of the old stove pipe of my Grandmother's cabin. (Guy standing behind mayor west hits him on the back of the head with a stick.) Joe Swanson won the special people's decathalon and we're here to honor him.
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Cleveland: Here's to Joe, who helped little Paul get a new liver and, barring a massive infection, a new lease on life.
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