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(Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.)
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian : Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian : You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian : A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.)
Brian : Uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.
Quote Rating: 9.3 outta 10 (Over 528 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter-YO LOIS!
Peter- I'm packing for Kiss-stock and I can't find my favorite underwear.
Lois-You mean the pair with the rip in the right butt check from when you stepped on them pulling them up in that airplane bathroom from when you had the trotts?
Peter-No, no the pair with the whole in the left butt check from when I held it in for two hours cuz it was an extra long Palm Sunday church sermon and I thought that blowing gas would offend jesus so I let it go in the vestabule after mass and it sounded like Louie Armstrong.
Lois-Oh! Bottom drawer.
Quote Rating: 9.0 outta 10 (Over 215 votes) - Vote Now!

Arabic Merchant (sees Stewie and Brian walking in the market place): Hey Americans! You like movies? I've got 'Dude My Car Is Not Where I Parked It, But Praise Allah We Are Not Hurt'!
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The Pope: You makea da pope look a like a fool. God will make you pay. (Looks to the sky and points down at Stewie and Brian) Smite them! (Aafter looking at the sky for a few seconds): He's a cookin a somethin' up.
Quote Rating: 7.7 outta 10 (Over 73 votes) - Vote Now!

Stewie: Ohhh! She has the voice of an angel...not to mention a balcony you could do Shakespeare from!
Quote Rating: 7.4 outta 10 (Over 111 votes) - Vote Now!

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