Road to Rhode Island Quotes (1 - 8 out of 8)
Stewie: Oh yes, you have a lot to think about: public drunkenness, grand theft auto...
Brian: You forgot the part where I made you smash your head into the windshield.
Stewie: I don't remember-
Brian: (Slams on brakes, causing Stewie to fly forward into winshield)
Stewie: Yes, well, I suppose I walked right into that one.
Quote Rating:
8.8 outta 10 (Over 93 votes)
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Lady (next to Brain at a bar): I think you've had about enough.
Brian: Well, I... I think you're wrong, you... you increasingly attractive looking woman. You know, you’re... you’re really pretty
Lady: Oh, stop!
Brian: No. I'm... I'm serious... You could... you could be in magazines. You could! And not just Juggs or Creamsicle...
(Lady walks away.)
Brian: Call me!
Brian (looks at bartender): She won't call.
Quote Rating:
8.6 outta 10 (Over 114 votes)
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Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
Quote Rating:
8.5 outta 10 (Over 449 votes)
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Peter to Lois, discussing the expensive relationship tape from the mail: Our relationship can't be measured in nipples and dimes. I mean, nickels and boobs. Money.
Quote Rating:
7.8 outta 10 (Over 86 votes)
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Stewie: That's right Mr. Giraffe, get all the marmalade.
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7.8 outta 10 (Over 124 votes)
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Hotel manager: Open up or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument I use to hit dead-beats with bad credit cards. Well, it's not an instrument, it's more of an object, but it's blunt, hard and blunt, and well ... it's kinda like a bat. I found it out back one day when I was raking.
Quote Rating:
7.5 outta 10 (Over 291 votes)
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Stewie (after breaking the tail off of Brian's mothers stuffed carcass): Loosen up, the old gal doesn't have much to wag about these days anyway.
Quote Rating:
7.5 outta 10 (Over 266 votes)
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Stewie: Go on, hot wire it!
Brian: Hot wire? I don't even pump my own gas.
Quote Rating:
6.5 outta 10 (Over 353 votes)
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