Running Mates Quotes (1 - 8 out of 11)
Lois: Peter tell Chris that women are not objects!
Peter: Your mother's right Chris, listen to what it says.
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Peter: Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
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8.6 outta 10 (Over 134 votes)
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Tom Tucker: Stay tuned for our special investigative report on the clitoris, "Nature's Rubik's Cube".
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Peter (running for President of the school board): I'll make sex education fun!
Cartoon character: Vagina junction, what's your function? Eatin' up sperm and spittin out babies!
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Peter: Our children are our greatest treasure. They deserve a school board president who doesn't leave her feminine ointments in the fridge next to the mustard. That was the worst sandwich I ever ate! She flosses in bed. She snores like a wildebeast. She freed Willie Horton. She nailed Donna Rice.
Lois: Peter, that's enough!
Peter: Eats babies.
(crowd applauds)
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8.3 outta 10 (Over 129 votes)
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Stewie (picking his nose): Does this not disgust you?
Brian: Kid, you're talkin' to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 344 votes)
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(Stewie is eating dirt)
Stewie: I say Rupert, these crumpets you've prepared are positively devine! Mmm, excellent texture, provocative suppore, try another you say? Well, aren't I the wicked one?!
Lois: Stewie, don't eat dirt, it's disgusting.
Stewie: Oh and I suppose those billious curds you force fed me from your teet were perfectly fine then!
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 67 votes)
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Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 107 votes)
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