Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Quotes (9 - 16 out of 26)
Venessa -Chris you have to put your parents into a home! Don't you ever want to inherit this Fu**ing house?!?
Chris - Now Venessa, don't swear around Pablo.
Venessa - Oh that little shit's from Guam or something. He probably only speaks Spanish.
Stewie (Pablo) -Hey "Nessa"--a bullet sounds the same in every language so stuff a sock in it cow!
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Stewie: Let me tell you something Nessa, a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it you cow!
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Peter Griffin: We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus.
Lois Griffin: Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men.
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Adult Stewie (after having sex with Fran): Umm...that's never happend before.
Fran: Which part? The eight seconds of sex or the 45 minutes of crying?
Stewie: Uh, I guess both. (Short pause) Do I give you money now?
Fran: Yeah, I'm gonna go.
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Lois (falls out of limo, with booze drunk): La La La La, Family Guy. Heeeeeeeeeey everybody!
Peter: I'm sorry, I am so sorry! There was booze in the car. I'm sorry.
Lois: WOOOOOOOO.
Peter: Lois, for Christ Sake, take it easy.
Lois: When I heard, when I heard we were gonna be in a movie I was like, "fuck yeah!"
Peter: Alright, alright, okay. Let's just try and walk straight here. Lois get up. C'mon.
Lois: Get on.
Peter: I am not gonna get on, Lois. Lois you get up.
Lois: Peter, get on.
Peter: Son of a bitch. I, I am really sorry everybody.
Lois throws up.
Peter: Oh, God! Uhhhhh. Okay you know what? Let's get inside. (Put Lois on his back) C'mon.
(Lois head hits a trash can): Ow!
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8.3 outta 10 (Over 80 votes)
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(While playing Pacman at the bar)
Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!
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Brian: Yeah, could I get two martinis?
Horace (looking at Stewie): Hey, is he 18?
Brian: Horace, the drinking age is 21.
Horace: Oh.
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Stewie: I'm sorry.. that's never happened to me before
Fran: Which part? The three seconds of sex, or the 45 minutes of crying?
Stewie: Well, I guess both...Do I give you money or something?
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