Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Quotes (17 - 24 out of 26)
(While playing Pac Man at the bar)
Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna...I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna...I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!
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Tricia: So Meg, how does it feel to be the center of attention?
Meg: Oh my god, you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me? (gasp) Ok, Ok, well, I thought a lot about it, and I...
Tricia: And here comes David Bowie!
Tricia: David, what bings you all the way to...
David Bowie: Shhhhhh! Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.
Tricia: Ooooh!Me love to meet Ziggy Stardust!I take you home!I make you fish ball soup!Fish ball!
Tom Tucker: Thank you, Tricia, for setting your people back a thousand years...
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Peter- You know what really grinds my gears? No one's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. Ok, ok, uh, a priest and a rabbi go into..the supermarket. And the preist says, let's buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Nope. Can't eat it. Not allowed. It's forbidden." Pigs are like super-heroes to them. Is it perfect? No! But I dont see you coming up with anything better. And that, people, is what grinds my gears. Tom.
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Stewie: DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!
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Peter- You know what really grinds my gears? No one's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. Ok, ok, uh, a priest and a rabbi go into..the supermarket. And the preist says, let's buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Nope. Can't eat it. Not allowed. It's forbidden." Pigs are like super-heroes to them. Is it perfect? No! But I dont see you coming up with anything better. And that, people, is what grinds my gears. Tom.
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Stewie (trying to act nice): Brian--knock knock!
Brian: This is stupid.
Stewie: Come on--knock knock!
Brian: Okay, who's there?
Stewie: It's Stewie and he's always going to be there for you!
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7.3 outta 10 (Over 94 votes)
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(Lois picks Stewie up and puts him in the baby carrier she's wearing) Put me down, you lazy skank!!
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Stewie: Hey Bria...what?
Brian: I didn't say anything.
Stewie: Oh...I...I thought you...you interrupted...me. Don't interrupt me!
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7.2 outta 10 (Over 95 votes)
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