Stuck Together, Torn Apart Quotes (1 - 8 out of 8)

(Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland are using a radar to listen to what people are saying and they happen to pick up of what Quagmire is thinking to himself.)
Quagmire: God this itches! I wonder who I got it from. Probably that skank that I gave a ride to the gas station. Last time I do someone a favor. Oh God! They heard me! Oh god! I heard me! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!"
Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 (Over 228 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: Hey Lois, can you grab me a beer?...Lois?
Chris: Dad, I think she went out.
Peter: Alright then you be Lois.
Chris: Okay.
Peter: Hey Lois, can you get me a be...oh my God, you've really let yourself go!
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while!
Quote Rating: 8.9 outta 10 (Over 172 votes) - Vote Now!

(Lois reading Meg's diary with the rest of the family gathered around)
Lois: Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot. Today he was raking the yard. God I wish he'd throw me into that pile of leaves. (Laughter)
Meg: (Walks into the room) Hey what's everyone... Oh my God! You're reading my diary! I HATE YOU ALL! WHAAAAAAA! (Runs away crying)
Peter: (Opens beer) Keep going!
Quote Rating: 8.8 outta 10 (Over 92 votes) - Vote Now!

Stewie: Augh! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Brian: I'm cleaning myself.
Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 755 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris (when Peter goes to attack Hugh Grant on the movie screen): Don't do it dad! He's bigger than you!
Quote Rating: 8.4 outta 10 (Over 145 votes) - Vote Now!

Counselor: I'd like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior.
Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother ... except somebody'll be watching.
Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 (Over 589 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.
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(Brian and Stewie come up to the crowd around the well.)
Man: There's a little girl stuck in that well. Unfortunately no one's arms are long enough to reach her except for that one guy, but he's helping that woman tickle a midget in a tree.
Quote Rating: 7.7 outta 10 (Over 135 votes) - Vote Now!