The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Quotes (9 - 16 out of 17)
Peter: She was with some guy going, "Bam bam bam bam bam!"
Brian: Uhh...Peter? Uhh...
Peter: Hang..Hang on I'm not done. "Bam bam bam!" And she's all, "Oh yeah oh yeah." "Bam bam bam!" Wanna take it from here Bam Bam?
Bam Bam: Bam bam bam bam bam! You wanna take it from here Emeril?
Emeril: Bam!
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8.6 outta 10 (Over 191 votes)
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Peter: Oh! Doesn't he just make you so mad that you wanna go down there and hit him?
Cleveland: No.
Peter: Well maybe not him 'cause he's kinda big. But don't you wanna hit the guy sittin' next to ya? Well not him 'cause he's kinda big too. But don't you wanna hit his kid?
(punches kid)
Peter: Take that Macho Man Randy Savage. Ya jerk!
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8.5 outta 10 (Over 131 votes)
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(Guy walks up to Peter and kicks him in the nuts.)
Peter screams.
Lois: Oh, my god! What are you doing?
(Peter is still screaming.)
Lois: What's wrong with you?
Peter: What the hell, man?
Guy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Peter: What the hell do...? Yes! What the hell's your problem?
Guy (laughs): My friend, my friend...
Peter: Ow! Ow! What?!
Guy (pointing at camera): You've been kicked in the nuts!
Peter: No way!
Guy (laughs): You're gonna be on TV.
Peter (shaking guy's hand): Oh, sweet!
Lois: Oh wow!
Peter: Oh, my god!
Lois: We love that show!
Peter (waving at camera): Oh, that is awesome! Hey, hi.
Guy: You're on it!
Quote Rating:
8.3 outta 10 (Over 113 votes)
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Cleavland: I HATE BEWITCHED! (Flips couch upside down while Stewie is on it.)
Stewie: Well, that was a reasonable reaction.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 174 votes)
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(Peter crashes the Hinden-Peter)
Peter: Oh my God, Joe. I am so sorry!
Joe: How can you afford these things??
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8.0 outta 10 (Over 421 votes)
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Peter: You know for a large heavy-set black guy, Cleveland's got a cute little white ass.
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7.7 outta 10 (Over 102 votes)
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(Cleveland is about to smash Quagmire with a baseball bat. Then he looks around at, Meg, Chris, and Lois, who all have frightened faces. Then Darth Sidius appears.)
Darth Sidius: Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.
Lois (pushing him away): You're not helping.
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7.7 outta 10 (Over 250 votes)
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Lois: Aren't you upset that your wife cheated on you with your best friend?
Cleveland: Better with Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from.
Quote Rating:
7.3 outta 10 (Over 101 votes)
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