The King is Dead Quotes (1 - 5 out of 5)
Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.
Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane.
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9.3 outta 10 (Over 653 votes)
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Peter: What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois.
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9.0 outta 10 (Over 264 votes)
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Meg: I don't get it, mom, if you're so mad at dad for wrecking your show, why did you come to opening night?
Lois: I came because I love the theater. I mean, if I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town, what kind of person would I be?
Chris: A bitch.
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8.7 outta 10 (Over 261 votes)
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Stewie: You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material and he's charming.
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7.6 outta 10 (Over 212 votes)
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Peter: Lois, my penis belongs on stage!
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7.5 outta 10 (Over 187 votes)
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