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Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
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Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
Quote Rating: 9.2 outta 10 (Over 636 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah ... ow. Oh, now I don't know math.
Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 (Over 407 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: My name is Chris, I'm suppost to be on my best behaviour tonight and not mention poo.....
Oh God, what have I done?
Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 (Over 164 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: The two of you will one day bless our home with the pitter patter of sweet little grandchildren as ugly as sin.
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10 (Over 283 votes) - Vote Now!

Meg: Oh my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced. I never even got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort.
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(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
Quote Rating: 7.5 outta 10 (Over 544 votes) - Vote Now!

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