The Thin White Line Quotes (1 - 8 out of 11)
(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin
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Lois: So how was your day?
Brian: My day? Un-freakin' believable. First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll--HER DOLL for God's sake! Where's the line anymore? Well, I got news for ya, it's not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virtue are gone, honey, BAM, freakin' evaporated like a dingy stinkin' mudpuddle. One day you see your reflection in it and the next day it's a, it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you, knowing the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was!
[pause]
Peter Griffin: You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.
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Brian (talking to Meg): How about a lot less talk and a lot more, SHUT THE HELL UP?!
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Doctor: Wait a minute, Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this degenerate?
Peter: A degenerate, am I? Well you are a festizio! See, I can make up words too, sister.
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Peter: Brian, it's moments like this that make me sad you're gonna die fifty years before I do.
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(Brian walks in)
Brian: Hey Doc, what the hell are you doing here?
Doctor: Your family has something to say.
Meg (reading from a piece of paper): Brian, I know I don't speak up much, and it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings, but -
Doctor : W-Why don't we start with someone more interesting...Peter?
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Rehab Doctor: Wait a minute, Brian you have a prexisting relationship with this degenerate?
Peter: A degenerate am I? Well you are a festizio. See I can make up words too, sister.
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Couselor: Mr. Griffin, I've been watching you, and I don't think you're an addict.
Peter: Well I'm not paying you to think, hot lips! Count it! (Does basketball hand motion.)
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