To Love and Die in Dixie Quotes (1 - 8 out of 8)
Peter: The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy?
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Robber: I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!
Stewie: Good lord! Can he really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?
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8.8 outta 10 (Over 444 votes)
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Chris: What did you get from your boyfriends?
Meg: Oh you know from my boyfriend ,Prince William, I got this beautiful watch, and this diamond tiara, and a scepter...(goes crazy and runs away crying)
Stewie: She needs to get laid BIG TIME!
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8.4 outta 10 (Over 232 votes)
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Peter: Alright, there's one, let's jump that.
(Peter and Brian do a jump off of the back of a truck)
Peter and Brian: YEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!
(They land)
Peter: Oh that was great! Hey, next time let's get Meg to be Boss Hog and Chris can be Anus.
Brian: Enos.
Peter: What'd I say?
Brian: Anus.
Peter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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8.3 outta 10 (Over 86 votes)
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FBI Agent: we're relocating you to the south
Peter: THE SOUTH?! Isn't that where all the black people are lazy and the white people are all lazy too but they're mad at the black people?
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7.9 outta 10 (Over 43 votes)
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Peter (giving Chris some advice on gifts for women): Listen Chris, I read a book saying that women are from Venus, all right so here's what you get her. Thick layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock, and coronets which seem to be collapsed domes of a large magma chamber. Here's five dollars.
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7.8 outta 10 (Over 118 votes)
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Peter: I think the lesson here is, it really doesn't matter where you're from, as long as we're all the same religion.
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Chris: Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin' and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris: UPN?
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