The Family Guy Quotes Add Family Guy Quotes to Your Homepage!

Lois (looking at a used car Peter wants): Peter, this car has dents in it, and it's got a cardboard steering wheel.
Peter: Just a second honey.
Lois: And look, there's no engine! It just has a drawing of an engine!
Car salesman: But it only had one previous owner....James Bond!
Peter: I'll take it!


Vote for the Quote!
Quote Rating: 8.2 outta 10

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Previous Quote Next Quote

Episode: There's Something About Paulie

Search for others quotes by: Search for other Stupidity quotes

Are we missing your favorite quote? Submit a quote to us!