The Family Guy Quotes Add Family Guy Quotes to Your Homepage!

Hotel manager: Open up or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument I use to hit dead-beats with bad credit cards. Well, it's not an instrument, it's more of an object, but it's blunt, hard and blunt, and well ... it's kinda like a bat. I found it out back one day when I was raking.


Vote for the Quote!
Quote Rating: 7.5 outta 10

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Previous Quote Next Quote

Episode: Road to Rhode Island

Search for others quotes by: Search for other General quotes

Are we missing your favorite quote? Submit a quote to us!