Peter: Aww things were going so good for me and Stewie, but now he hates me again. Brian what should I do to win him back?
Brian: That depends. Do you want my advice or are you just asking random questions again?
Peter: What's a hypotenuse?

Episode: The Courtship of Stewie's Father

• Peter Griffin
• Chris Griffin

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