Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign): Well, we have exactly what you--
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries.
Vote for the Quote!
Quote Rating: 9.2 outta 10
|
Episode: Petergeist
Search for others quotes by:
Search for other Stupidity quotes
Are we missing your favorite quote? Submit a quote to us!
|
