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A loving husband? Perhaps, but Peter Griffin rarely gives his wife a lot of credit for being, well, a human being.

Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Quote Rating: 8.9 outta 10 (Over 393 votes) - Vote Now!

Lois: A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?
Peter: Just my desire to see you happy.
Lois: Aww .... (hugs peter)
Peter: And to exploit your hard labour for free travel and fun.
Lois: What?
Peter: Shhh ... I didn't say anything. Go to sleep crazy lady.
Quote Rating: 8.8 outta 10 (Over 383 votes) - Vote Now!

(Lois and Peter watching a beer commercial containing two women rubbing tanning oil on each other.)
Lois: Typical male fantasy, women drinking beer. A man must have made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.
Quote Rating: 8.8 outta 10 (Over 77 votes) - Vote Now!

Brian Griffin: Aiight, aiight, so I'm chillin with my homies in Verona, when my homie busts out with "Yo, Romeo, check out that biatch, Juilet, in the window." The problem is, Juilet's peeps are like East Coast rappers, and my posse's representin' West Siiiide, just like my boys Tupac and Biggie, know what I'm sayin?
Student 1: That's racist man.
Student 2: Yeah man, that's just straight ig'nant.
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 123 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 (Over 134 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter (to a bus load of girls): I'll be Charlie and all of you can be my angels. Except you. You be Bosley.
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 (Over 143 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
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Stewie (to a mother who was breastfeeding her child, after he swapped places with the kid): You call those cheap implants boobs? Those aren't boobs! They're lies!
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