Drinking Quotes (9 - 16 out of 33)
Here's to alcohol, a never-ending source of humor and absurdity. Peter and Brian are often at their best when inebriated.
Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.
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Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
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8.8 outta 10 (Over 271 votes)
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Peter: Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
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Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
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8.7 outta 10 (Over 465 votes)
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Lady (next to Brain at a bar): I think you've had about enough.
Brian: Well, I... I think you're wrong, you... you increasingly attractive looking woman. You know, you’re... you’re really pretty
Lady: Oh, stop!
Brian: No. I'm... I'm serious... You could... you could be in magazines. You could! And not just Juggs or Creamsicle...
(Lady walks away.)
Brian: Call me!
Brian (looks at bartender): She won't call.
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Peter: I told Lois I wouldn't drink
Quagmire: Don't feel so bad Peter
Peter: Hey, I never thought of it that way.
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Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
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Lois: What did I tell you?
Peter: You told me not to drink at the stag party.
Lois: and what did you do?
Peter: I drank at the sta- Whoa... I almost fell right into that one!
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