Drinking Quotes (17 - 24 out of 33)
Here's to alcohol, a never-ending source of humor and absurdity. Peter and Brian are often at their best when inebriated.
Lois: Oh my God, my baby's drunk!
Peter: No I'm not! Oh--him. Yeah, he's a real lightweight.
Stewie: I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Everybody! I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed. Just the women!
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Peter: Relax Lois, when I had a toothache my mom
used to give me whiskey.
(Flashback to young Peter Griffin)
Young Peter: My tooth hurts!!
(Peters mom throws a bottle of whiskey at him and
it hits the wall.)
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Lois (falls out of limo, with booze drunk): La La La La, Family Guy. Heeeeeeeeeey everybody!
Peter: I'm sorry, I am so sorry! There was booze in the car. I'm sorry.
Lois: WOOOOOOOO.
Peter: Lois, for Christ Sake, take it easy.
Lois: When I heard, when I heard we were gonna be in a movie I was like, "fuck yeah!"
Peter: Alright, alright, okay. Let's just try and walk straight here. Lois get up. C'mon.
Lois: Get on.
Peter: I am not gonna get on, Lois. Lois you get up.
Lois: Peter, get on.
Peter: Son of a bitch. I, I am really sorry everybody.
Lois throws up.
Peter: Oh, God! Uhhhhh. Okay you know what? Let's get inside. (Put Lois on his back) C'mon.
(Lois head hits a trash can): Ow!
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Peter: C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.
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Lois: Have you been drinking?
Peter: Why, yes, I have. Thank you.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 315 votes)
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Peter: Wow, it's like I've died and went to heaven. But then they realized it wasn't my time yet. So they sent me to a brewery.
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8.1 outta 10 (Over 447 votes)
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Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery.
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Stewie (drunk): I think you...are a special person....now now now...come on...I'm being...I'm being serious...for...for a second...are...are you gonna listen to me? Are you gonna listen to me...so I...can tell you that I respect you? (Knocks over champagne glass.)
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