Evil Genius Quotes (9 - 16 out of 16)
Small in size but large in malice, Stewie is often looking to take over the world. Or at least murder his mother.
Stewie: Can I count to three? For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level.
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8.4 outta 10 (Over 146 votes)
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(Brian walks in with injuries from being beat up by Stewie)
Tom Brady: What happened to you?
(Stewie gets Brian's attention)
Brian: I...fell down the stairs.
Stewie: Hmm, you should be more careful.
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8.3 outta 10 (Over 68 votes)
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Peter: My son here is gonna be the best thing to happen in New York since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless people secretly killed.
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8.1 outta 10 (Over 254 votes)
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Mrs. Pewterschmidt: Would you like a piece of candy?
Stewie: I smell death on you.
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8.0 outta 10 (Over 373 votes)
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Stewie: Victory is mine!
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8.0 outta 10 (Over 279 votes)
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Stewie: The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom.
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7.5 outta 10 (Over 186 votes)
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Stewie: Machiavelli! You've told me nothing I don’t already know! Ah Sun Zhu's The Art of War.
Lois: Stewie, those books aren’t for babies. Here. Watch the Teletubbies.
Stewie: How dare you! That book may hold the key to my enslaving of all mankind.
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7.5 outta 10 (Over 58 votes)
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Peter (to Death): Do you have a file on me?
Death: Yeah, it's somewhere in the car.
Peter: Well then you know that I ran a semester of track! (Peter starts running.)
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6.9 outta 10 (Over 279 votes)
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