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Small in size but large in malice, Stewie is often looking to take over the world. Or at least murder his mother.

Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.
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Stewie: Oh damn! Jeremy is still in the trunk! How long has it been, two weeks? Yeah, he's dead.
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Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.
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Stewie (after tripping Peter): Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn't do it, I almost didn't do it! I thought, is this in bad taste? But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I'm so glad I did! Ooooh, worth it, totally worth it.
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Stewie: Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!
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(the Griffins are watching tv and a commercial comes on.)
(Kids eating cereal; Trix rabbit comes by)
Girl: Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
Trix rabbit: You share! (Beats up kids and takes cereal.)
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Stewie: Oh yes, you have a lot to think about: public drunkenness, grand theft auto...
Brian: You forgot the part where I made you smash your head into the windshield.
Stewie: I don't remember-
Brian: (Slams on brakes, causing Stewie to fly forward into winshield)
Stewie: Yes, well, I suppose I walked right into that one.
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Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!
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