General Quotes (81 - 88 out of 257)
Just because it doesn't fit into a specific category doesn't mean that it isn't funny.
(Keebler elves inside tree house)
Gandpa Keebler: We attack the Rice Crispy Kids at dawn
(Scene goes to Krakel and Pop beat up in a bar)
Krakel: You saved my ass back there man!
Pop: Yeah,yeah man I know.
Krakel: They came out of the trees man,they came out of the trees!
(both sip drinks)
Krakel (to Snap): Man,to Snap!
(both toast glasses)
Quote Rating:
8.6 outta 10 (Over 140 votes)
- Vote Now!
Lois: Peter, I'm off to my book club, don't forget you have to go to the PTA meeting.
Peter: Me? Go to a PTA meeting? What are you high?
Lois: Nah, not anymore, I crashed hours ago. By the way, we are out of chips, cookies, and funnybones. Now, I'm going to my book club and you are going to the meeting.
Quote Rating:
8.5 outta 10 (Over 175 votes)
- Vote Now!
Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.
Quote Rating:
8.5 outta 10 (Over 490 votes)
- Vote Now!
[Peter and Lois are dumbfounded after they find Brian masturbating]
Lois: Was he just ...
Peter: Do ... do I rub his nose in it?
Quote Rating:
8.5 outta 10 (Over 365 votes)
- Vote Now!
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?
Quote Rating:
8.5 outta 10 (Over 551 votes)
- Vote Now!
Stewie: What's that? Oh yes, yes. I love crack. I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!
Quote Rating:
8.5 outta 10 (Over 180 votes)
- Vote Now!
Peter: Lois, When I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
Quote Rating:
8.5 outta 10 (Over 373 votes)
- Vote Now!
Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
Quote Rating:
8.5 outta 10 (Over 442 votes)
- Vote Now!
|
