General Quotes (121 - 128 out of 257)
Just because it doesn't fit into a specific category doesn't mean that it isn't funny.
Government Agent: You're mentally unfit to take care of your children.
Peter: NO!
Chris: NO!
Meg: NO!
Stewie: FINALLY!
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Tom Tucker: In other news, the man that has done more drugs than any other human being on the planet was killed today by a pack of rabid dogs he thought he saw.
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Lois: I'm worried about Meg. She's spiraling out of control, I mean what if she develops a coke habit ?"
Peter: No Coke, Pepsi!
(Lois walks away)
Peter: Aww, come on! You set me up for that one!
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Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
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Peter: Hey, anybody got a quarter?
Bill Gates: What's a quarter?
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Superman: We must stop Lex Luthor before he irradiates the world's supply of gold.
Peter: Uh hi, uh sorry, I know you got a meeting going on, but um, so we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-its, so um, just putting it out there if you're heading to the store later, uh, you know, uh, 800 mile drive for me, like 5 seconds for you. Whatever, I'm not here.
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Peter: Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Ooo! Pick me! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton!
Miss Clifton: Mrs. Griffin, how about you pass those out.
Peter: Damn.
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Stewie: Hey look! The fat one made a funny!
Okay, I got one....if you were to cook any slower, why you wouldnt be cooking very fast now would you? (Pause.) Well that wasn't very funny....oh, oh...
okay I got one (giggling) if you were to cook any slower, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you would need an egg calander....hahahaha!! Oh yes, I went there!!
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