General Quotes (129 - 136 out of 257)
Just because it doesn't fit into a specific category doesn't mean that it isn't funny.
Chris: Dad, I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me.
Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army?
Chris: The U.S. Army.
Peter: Oh, that's a good army.
Quote Rating:
8.2 outta 10 (Over 336 votes)
- Vote Now!
Stewie: Another baby? But, but I'm the baby. Why the deuce would they want to replace me? My, my cheeks are pinchable, my bottom is smooth, my laugh is heartwarming. Aha ha ha ha ho ho ho! What's that? I certainly am not overreacting! What the devil do you think happened to Bobby when they added cousin Oliver to the Brady bunch?
(Cut to the Brady family sitting around the table)
Mom: Oliver, did you break this vase?
Oliver: No the floor did (the family all laughs)
Boy: He's so cute.
(Bobby emerges from a door)
Bobby: Hey everybody I...
Dad: Bobby, you get back in the garage! (Thrusts end of broom into Bobby.)
Bobby: Ow, ow!
Quote Rating:
8.2 outta 10 (Over 220 votes)
- Vote Now!
Cleavland: I HATE BEWITCHED! (Flips couch upside down while Stewie is on it.)
Stewie: Well, that was a reasonable reaction.
Quote Rating:
8.2 outta 10 (Over 174 votes)
- Vote Now!
Stewie (in chair being told about babysitter): Yes! I'm going to wow her tonight Rupert, I'm going to be cooler than Brian when he hangs out at the bowling alley.
Brian: That's what I love about high school girls... I keep geting older, they stay the same age, hehehe, yes they do, yes they do....
Quote Rating:
8.2 outta 10 (Over 143 votes)
- Vote Now!
(Brian is shown behind the White House next to a tree with a treehouse in it. George Bush is in the treehouse.)
Brian: President Bush?
George Bush: Go away!
Brian: Sir, we need you to come down!
George Bush: I'm reading "Super Fudge!"
Brian: Sir, there's a natural disater going on!
George Bush: Don't make me do stuff...
Quote Rating:
8.1 outta 10 (Over 137 votes)
- Vote Now!
Stewie: Let's see, soda, purple stuff...Sunny D, alright!
Quote Rating:
8.1 outta 10 (Over 178 votes)
- Vote Now!
Lois: (Noticing Chris' pimple): Oh my God! Look at the size of that pimple, you're like a circus freak! (Laughs.) Aw, I'm just kidding, it means you're becoming a man, sweetie.
Peter: Yeah, I remember when I first became a man.
Doctor: The operation was a success. What are you going to go by now?
(Peter looks under his hospital gown)
Peter: Peter...
Quote Rating:
8.1 outta 10 (Over 346 votes)
- Vote Now!
Lois: Hey I know, lets play a game. Now I'm thinking of a movie.
Meg: Is it an action movie?
Chris: Who's in the movie?
Peter: Wait, is it a good movie?
Lois: Eh, it has its moments.
Peter: Cool Runnings
Lois: Yep!
Quote Rating:
8.1 outta 10 (Over 95 votes)
- Vote Now!
|
