General Quotes (137 - 144 out of 257)
Just because it doesn't fit into a specific category doesn't mean that it isn't funny.
Quagmire: Now that's a woman! That's a house, that's a fish, that's a bee!!!
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(While playing Pacman at the bar)
Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!
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Stewie: I say, Rupert, this paste is quite delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction!!!
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Lois: Peter, isn't she beautiful?
Peter: Yeah, but I think she's with that guy. They've been holding hands all night.
Lois: Peter, I meant Meg.
Peter: Oh, yeah, she's hot.
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Lois: I am not a crazy broad!
Peter: Oh, no, no, Lois, he didn't mean you're crazy like Elizabeth Taylor. He meant you're crazy, like that glue. You stick to things, y'know, like an adhesive. That's all he meant.
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Tom Tucker:..And for those of you wondering what ive been writing on this piece of paper as we head to a commercial...It's a cat...just a cat.
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(Stewie takes a candy bar from the counter and eats it.)
Clerk: Whoa, little guy. You gotta pay for tha!
Stewie: Go suck a rail road spike, I haven't got any money!
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Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [As Ben Braddock] Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Tucker?
Tom Tucker: I am not tying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman. You really look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [As Rain Man] Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner.
Tom Tucker: Yes, I understand your hectic schedule. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate you taking the time to be with us here at the studio. If there's anything I can ever do for you ...
Dustin Hoffman: [As Captain Hook] Bring me Peter Pan!
Tom Tucker: I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin.
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