General Quotes (145 - 152 out of 257)

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Meg: God, I don't think I could have been any clearer the last time I turned him down.
Debra Barone: Ray, your mother insulted my steak pizziola. Again.
(Meg walks onto the screen)
Meg: Neil Goldman of Quahog, Rhode Island. Leave me alone! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
(Meg walks off screen)
Debra Barone: Anyway, your mother insulted...
Ray Barone: I don't care anymore Patty after nine seasons I just don't care. Maybe you could try not being a bitch.
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(The Griffins at a grocery store)
Lois: Chris, would you run and get some milk? And be sure to get it from the back.
(Chris is reaching for some milk and a hand pops out. It grabs his hand and brings him into the A-Ha music video "Take On Me". Chris falls out from the music video onto the grocery store floor.)
Lois: Chris, where have you been?
Chris: I don't know!
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Peter: Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman.
Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak of the devil. Ooh, make the devils.
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Peter: At least I'll be the fattest guy on Spooner Street who won a boat.
Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! I just won a boat!
Peter: Aw, Della Reese won a boat too?
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Stewie (reading to Meg and Chris): "Garfield at Large", by Jim Davis. Now as you can see in this panel, Garfield doesn't care for Nermal. But like him or not, Nermal is here to stay! Or is he? Let's read on.
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Peter: To the pope mobile! (Batman music)
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Stewie: Those jugs are mine until all the milk dries up. Then you can have the remains!
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Brian: If dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the trash, why did they make it mint flavored?
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