General Quotes (153 - 160 out of 257)
Just because it doesn't fit into a specific category doesn't mean that it isn't funny.
Peter: First one to the marker where that Pakistani girl fell through the ice after coming to the States to get treatment for her severely burned face which she got when the man she refused to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her wins. I win!
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(Peter crashes the Hinden-Peter)
Peter: Oh my God, Joe. I am so sorry!
Joe: How can you afford these things??
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Cleveland: Wow, Lois must have written the book on man pleasing. Too bad Loretta doesn't allow white literature in our household.
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Mrs. Lockheart: How's your oatmeal honey?
Husband: It's fine. Oh my god! There's a bear in my oatmeal!
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Lois Griffin: Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was fine.
Death: Yeah, well, I guess he would know. I mean, after all, he is a doctor, and I'm just --DEATH.
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Diane- Tom's dared me to do the news topless, I've got the goods but do I have the guts? Find out at 11.
Tom- That's breaking news and maybe Diane's Boobs later tonight.
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(Stewie lies asleep in bed)
Stewie (sleeping, then yawns): What the deuce?!! FLEAS! ARGHH!! (Jumps out his bed and runs down the hallway, sliips and crahses into the table at the end of the hallway.)
Stewie: Damn you Mop and Glow!!
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Lois: Nurse this woman is in labor!
Mayor Adam West: Excuse me, I was here first... My leg is asleep!!
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