General Quotes (161 - 168 out of 257)
Just because it doesn't fit into a specific category doesn't mean that it isn't funny.
(Brian walks in)
Brian: Hey Doc, what the hell are you doing here?
Doctor: Your family has something to say.
Meg (reading from a piece of paper): Brian, I know I don't speak up much, and it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings, but -
Doctor : W-Why don't we start with someone more interesting...Peter?
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Lois: Look its the New Year's baby!
Stewie: Yes, I rather like the sash, but do the Huggies make my ass look big?
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Stewie (to Death): Love your work.
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Peter: (singing to children at Sunday school): Jesus loves me... He loves me a bunch... he always puts Skippy in my lunch
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Quagmire: Peter, I can remember a dozen times when you've saved our asses
(Peter walks through a door holding a sword,like in Pulp Fiction, to his friends tied up and gagged)
Peter Griffin: Yeah, too bad I got there after the sodomy.
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Peter:Hey, guys! Check it out. Quagmire's trying to get lucky.
Quagmire: Hey, gorgeous! You want to come home with me?
Lady: I'm with my husband.
Quagmire: Lose the zero, get with the hero!
(Husband punches Quagmire.)
Quagmire: Little violent for you, don't you think?
(Husband punches Quagmire again.)
Quagmire: I'll be right over there.
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Meg: He's going back to Cecilia? I can't believe I'm actually jealous!
Lois: I can't I actually touched him!
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter! Hahahahaha. Next week I run for the mayor of Quahog. Do I have what it takes? We'll find out, don't miss it.
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(Lois throws Mr. Lockhart over the bridge into the water.)
Fish 1- You know what I hate more than anything? A Guy in a blue suit.
(Fish 2 glances behind fish 1)
Fish 1- There's one right behind me isn't there?
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