General Quotes (169 - 176 out of 257)
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Stewie: That's right Mr. Giraffe, get all the marmalade.
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Lois: Here comes the airplane, Stewie.
(Stewie swats spoon)
Stewie: The pilot of that plpane must have been JFK Jr.
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(Lois is teaching Chris, Stewie and Meg and notices a note being passed.)
Lois: Chris read that note.
Chris: "I think Mrs. Griffin is hot."
Lois: Go to your room!
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(Brian and Stewie come up to the crowd around the well.)
Man: There's a little girl stuck in that well. Unfortunately no one's arms are long enough to reach her except for that one guy, but he's helping that woman tickle a midget in a tree.
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(Cleveland is about to smash Quagmire with a baseball bat. Then he looks around at, Meg, Chris, and Lois, who all have frightened faces. Then Darth Sidius appears.)
Darth Sidius: Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.
Lois (pushing him away): You're not helping.
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(Stewie is dreaming: He's sitting on the porch of a colonial house, in clonial outfi.)
Stewie: It's good to have land.
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The Pope: You makea da pope look a like a fool. God will make you pay. (Looks to the sky and points down at Stewie and Brian) Smite them! (Aafter looking at the sky for a few seconds): He's a cookin a somethin' up.
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Trisha Takanawa: For many, this charred portrait of Elizabeth II gives poignant new meaning to the phrase, "Hey, check out that flaming queen."
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