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Just because it doesn't fit into a specific category doesn't mean that it isn't funny.
Tom Tucker: In other news, Lando Griffin, a popular student at a local high school was killed last night when his motorcycle careened off dead man's curve. Police were baffled when no body was found at the scene, but decided it was best not to ask questions and just let everyone get on with their lives.
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Peter: You know what I haven't had in awhile? Big League Chew.
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Peter: I think the lesson here is, it really doesn't matter where you're from, as long as we're all the same religion.
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Peter: Just a small town girl...livin' in a lonely world. She took a midnight train goin' anywhere.
Come on Cleveland!
Cleveland: No, no i couldn't. Well ok. Just a city boy... born and raise in south Detroit...
Man: Hey it's Journey!
People at funeral: Hey it's Journey! Let's go!
(Lady crying at the droped coffin looks up): Hey it's Journey (leaves)
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(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
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TV Announcer: It's The D[bleep]Van D[bleep] Show!
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Peter: Oh man, Lois is really pissed at me.
Brian: Yeah, who knew welfare fraud was one of her buttons?
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Peter: How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three--one to screw it in and two to throw feces at each other.
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