General Quotes (201 - 208 out of 257)
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Mr. Lockheart: "Oh my God there is a bear in my oatmeal!"
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Stewie: Ohhh! She has the voice of an angel...not to mention a balcony you could do Shakespeare from!
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Lois: Peter, you're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't "bribe" just another word for "love?"
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Genie: I am here to grant you three wishes.
Lois: Peter, three wishes. Oh this is so exciting.
Meg: I want a new hat.
Chris: I want a new hat.
Stewie: I want them to have new hats!
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Peter: I feel terrible Brian, I put Lois in a hospital and I lost the kids. This is turning out worse than Stewie's IPOD commercial.
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Brian: There's a woodpecker on your head.
Keanu Reeves: Yeah, he comes and goes.
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Lois: Here, Death. I brought you some Tylenol.
Death: Oh, great. I asked for Advil, but you know, Tylenol, whatever.
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Stewie (trying to act nice): Brian--knock knock!
Brian: This is stupid.
Stewie: Come on--knock knock!
Brian: Okay, who's there?
Stewie: It's Stewie and he's always going to be there for you!
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