General Quotes (209 - 216 out of 257)
Just because it doesn't fit into a specific category doesn't mean that it isn't funny.
Black man: So, it's agreed, we'll keep on pretending to like pigs' feet simply to confound the white man.
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Peter: Wow, when you're beautiful doors magically open for you!
Beautiful People's Club Man: Actually, it opened because you stepped on that black square.
...of course if that's wasn't there, it would have opened anyway because you're beautiful.
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Car salesman: I'm Doug. Nice to meet you. Whoa, have you lost weight??
Peter: No, it's still there, I'm just parting it on the side.
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Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?
Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble!
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Brian: Yeah, be the best damn hooker you can be.
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Chris: I never knew anyone who went crazy before, except for my invisible friend, Col. Schwartz.
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Stewie: Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...
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Lois: My daughter needs a makeover like there's no fricking tomorrow.
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