General Quotes (217 - 224 out of 257)
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Tom Tucker:..and for those of you wondering what ive been writing on this piece of paper as we head to a commercial.....it's a cat. Just a cat.
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Stewie: Hey Bria...what?
Brian: I didn't say anything.
Stewie: Oh...I...I thought you...you interrupted...me. Don't interrupt me!
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Lois: My days in college were so exciting. This one time, the national guard came and shot some of my friends.
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Lois: Kids, we just have to learn to accept this. Like one of those stories on Dateline where a family member suffers a horrible accident and becomes a burden on everybody. Sure, they pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside, they're dead. And that'll be our lives.
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Cleveland: I can't get Cleveland, Jr. to sit still for anything. Sometimes i think he might have the epilepsy, but then I just go see what's on the TV.
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Peter: My name is Peter Griffin...my friends call me Peter for short.
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Cleveland: He's tasting victory. I bet it tastes good, like salt-water taffy or a Chunky.
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Stewie: Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right.
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