General Quotes (233 - 240 out of 257)
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Lois: Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?
Brian: The same thing that always happens, she was an idiot.
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Stewie: No, no, no! I don't think so. It's not that I have ideological differences, I'm just not a hat person.
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Peter: This is great. Not only did I live long enough to see Meg go to her first dance but I'm taking her too. Thanks, Geritol.
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(Quagmire to lady)
Quagmire: If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.
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Stewie: Victory is mine!
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Meg: Give it to me, give it to me, Neal.
Neal: That oughta work just fine. (Shuts off hidden tape recorder.)
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Stewie: "Ahh..did I remember to turn the stove off?...Yes."
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Lois: I know you don’t like broccoli Stewie, but you'll thank me when you grow up big and strong like your father.
Stewie: A compelling argument. You've swayed me, woman. Mmmm. That is good. Oh I feel stronger already. Mmmm it's good tasting and good for you.
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