General Quotes (249 - 256 out of 257)
Just because it doesn't fit into a specific category doesn't mean that it isn't funny.
Peter: You ever watch that show Scrubs? Lois had it on the other night, and I was kinda fading in and out, you know. I was watching and wondering..... which one is the funny guy?
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6.3 outta 10 (Over 156 votes)
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Chris: Why am I so awkward!?
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6.2 outta 10 (Over 139 votes)
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Peter: No bird frenches my wife and gets away with it.
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6.1 outta 10 (Over 297 votes)
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Stewie: Oh can we stop by the grocery store on the way? I want a Granny Smith apple.
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6.0 outta 10 (Over 148 votes)
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Lois: A good breakfast is the foundation of a good day.
Brian: And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion! HEYOOOOOOOOOO! Hi, I'm Brian.
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5.9 outta 10 (Over 63 votes)
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Mr. Pewterschmidt: My jacket's in the kitchen, please don't write on it.
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5.7 outta 10 (Over 185 votes)
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Cleveland: Here's to Joe, who helped little Paul get a new liver and, barring a massive infection, a new lease on life.
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5.7 outta 10 (Over 267 votes)
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Meg: I like him, he remembers my name!
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5.4 outta 10 (Over 822 votes)
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