Insults Quotes (73 - 80 out of 97)
No character is safe from the insults that fly on this show. From a muderous baby to a drunk, chauvinistic husband and father, everyone receives their share of hilarious grief.
Peter: You know, some people think that dandlions are weeds, but, you know, I always think, who the hell decided tulips were so great?
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Security Guard: Alright son, just give me those hams. (reaches into Chris' shirt)
Chris: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!!!
Guard: Oh, your not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid, aren't you, fatty fat fattington!
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Peter: Guys, our money problems are over; we're officially on welfare! Come on, kids, help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
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Meg: I can't believe my stupid parents are going to follow around stupid old KISS, it's painful.
Peter: Not half as painful as a tire iron upside your head.
Meg: What?
Peter: I'll miss you!
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Tom Tucker: Well, I believe I speak for everyone when I say all the New Yorkers can go fornicate themselves with a steel rod.
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Lois: I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie forty-seven times. Have you seen the lips on that woman? Like a baboon's ass on her face.
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Tom Tucker: Well Diane, theres something you're gonna have to get used to. Men running away form you.
Diane Simmons: Shut up Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!
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Stewie: I say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I'll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh, and when you do finally get around to it, I'll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes half-way to bloody Boston!
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