Insults Quotes (81 - 88 out of 97)
No character is safe from the insults that fly on this show. From a muderous baby to a drunk, chauvinistic husband and father, everyone receives their share of hilarious grief.
Peter: Boy, I haven't been this creeped out since I saw that episode of Star Trek.
(Cut to shot of USS Enterprise-D orbiting some planet, then cut to bridge of Enterprise)
Captain Picard: Number One.
Commander Riker: Yes, Captain.
Captain Picard: Let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?
Commander Riker: Yeah, I could get in on that.
Captain Picard: All right! Here it comes! (Shouting despite using a whispering gesture) Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!
(Everyone laughs)
Commander Worf: You can both suck my ridges.
Captain Picard: Oh, get a sense of humour, Rocky Dennis.
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(Chris is sitting in kitchen, moping because he's fat, and Meg walks in.)
Meg: Whoa! Chris have you loot weight? You look wicked skinny! I'm jealous!
Chris: Really? Cause...cause I'm jealous of your mustache!
Meg: I don't have a mustache!!!!!
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Lois: Brian, you're not wearing the sweater I made you.
Brian: Well, y'know, it's a little warm in here ...
Lois: Don we now our gay apparel!
Brian: It doesn't get much gayer than this.
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Cleveland: You're the white version of a black guy that's not good with his money.
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Diane: Today, a local man charged for peeping in the women's bathroom at the Quahog Bowling Alley.
Tom Tucker: Coming up, Diane's weight.
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Stewie: Why you toddering, fen-sucked dewberry! I'm going to go find something to strike you with! Excuse me.
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Peter: Your aunt Marguerite is probably laughing at me while she's burning in hell, may she rest in peace.
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Lois: So Meg, did you do anything interesting last night.
Meg (trying to think of something to say): Oh...yeah. I went out with this real nice guy...whose name is...Ronnie...Mitchell-...stork......and he's the captain of the...soccer...ball...team.
Lois: OK, as long as you're having (hehe)...safe (hahaha)...sex (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Ooh, YOU LITTLE LIAR!
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