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No character is safe from the insults that fly on this show. From a muderous baby to a drunk, chauvinistic husband and father, everyone receives their share of hilarious grief.

Stewie: Hey Brian, Marion just called you an alcoholic.
Brian: Oh yeah, well she just called you a homo!!
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Meg (to Peter): You can't sell me you fat son of a bitch!
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(Lois picks Stewie up and puts him in the baby carrier she's wearing) Put me down, you lazy skank!!
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Lois: It's like I always tell the kids, a quitter never wins and don't trust whitie.
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Peter: There's gotta be an explanation for all this.
Brian: You want an explanation? God is pissed!
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Lois: Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross and they are certainly not an enchanted forest.
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You know Brian, just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults.
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Peter: Dad, to be honest, I don't like you either. Aw, jeez, that's a terrible thing to say. I guess I am going to hell, huh.
The Pope: Peter, the good lord said to honor thy father. He never said anything about liking him.
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