Insults Quotes (33 - 40 out of 97)

No character is safe from the insults that fly on this show. From a muderous baby to a drunk, chauvinistic husband and father, everyone receives their share of hilarious grief.

Brian (talking to Meg): How about a lot less talk and a lot more, SHUT THE HELL UP?!
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Peter (watching Cricket on British TV): What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it's Cricket. Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "cigarette."
Peter: Well, someone tell this "cigarette" to shut up.
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Peter (to Lois): Lois, The Drunken Clam has been taken over by a bunch of limey tea suckin British bastards.
Nigel Pinchly (Brit): I guess I'm the limely bastard who purchased your bar, bit of an awkward moment really.
Peter: Awkward moment? I'll give you an awkward moment, one time during sex I called Lois Frank! Your move Sherlock.
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Stewie: You know, mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions. Now clean it up!
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Venessa -Chris you have to put your parents into a home! Don't you ever want to inherit this Fu**ing house?!?
Chris - Now Venessa, don't swear around Pablo.
Venessa - Oh that little shit's from Guam or something. He probably only speaks Spanish.
Stewie (Pablo) -Hey "Nessa"--a bullet sounds the same in every language so stuff a sock in it cow!
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Death (takes a sip from mug and spits it out): Geeze, what did you make this hot cocoa with, crap?
Lois (sighs): Well if you want me to make it again...
Death: No, no. I'm sorry, It's just that I assumed that you were going to make it with milk, not crap.
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Peter: First of all Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like 6 years! Are you gonna have the baby or not?
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Stewie: What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!
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