Lies Quotes (1 - 5 out of 5)

Mr.Weed: Peter! Are you sleeping on the job?
Peter: Uh uh...no! There's uh..a..bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him.
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Hotel Guy: You're Mel Gibson?
Peter: Yes, I gained a few pounds for my next role. I play Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English, to free England from the English
Hotel Guy: Oh, right this way Mr. Gibson!
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Lois: Hi honey. How was your physical?
Peter: Good. Good. Good...yeah, yeah. Too good, in matter of fact. You know what the doctor said? Doctor said I was too healthy. You know? In too good of shape. Don't even know how. Too good of shape.
Lois: You didn't go to your physical, did you?
Peter: No. Ahm, I did not.
Quote Rating: 7.8 outta 10 (Over 65 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: Stand aside. Its time for me to fufill my fatherly duty. HAHA i said duty but no time to laugh about it now.
here's another same episode
Lois: Peter say hello to your daughter.
Peter: Oh my God! I'm sorry Lois. It was twenty years ago. I never heard the word rubber uh--
Lois: No, Peter this is Meg.
Peter: OH! Welcome to the family sweetheart, Chris throw out all of Megs old pictures.
Quote Rating: 7.7 outta 10 (Over 194 votes) - Vote Now!

(Peter talking about restitution to Mr. Pewterschmidt)
Peter: I want what Cleveland got: an apology and some Rice Krispies.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Well, an apology is out of the question, and I'm assuming "Rice Krispies" is some kind of black slang for money, so here's $10,000.
Peter: Oh my God.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Fine make it $20,000, but that's it. How do you spell Kidchwa? K-i...
Peter: Uh you know what, screw the Kidchwa. Make it out to Peter Griffin, P-e-t-e-r...
Quote Rating: 7.5 outta 10 (Over 51 votes) - Vote Now!