Matricide Quotes (9 - 16 out of 18)

Watch Stewie's adorable attempts to kill his mother in episode after episode. The issue is never whether or not to kill Lois, just the best way in which to do so.

Stewie: Well, Well mother we meet again.
Lois: Stewie I thought I tucked you in an hour ago.
Stewie: Not tightly enough it would seem, and now you contemptible harpy, I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny!
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Stewie: Excellent, the mind control device is nearing completion!
Lois: Stewie, no toys at the table. (Takes mind control device.)
Stewie: Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Lois: Don't pout now sweetie, when you were born the doctor told us you were the happiest newborn he'd ever delivered.
Stewie: But of course. That was my victory day! The fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarion bastille! Return the device woman!
Lois: No toys, Stewie.
Stewie: Very well then. But mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance shall come.
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Stewie: Excellent, the mind control device is nearing completion!
Lois: Stewie, no toys at the table. (Takes mind control device.)
Stewie: Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Lois: Don't pout now sweetie, when you were born the doctor told us you were the happiest newborn he'd ever delivered.
Stewie: But of course. That was my victory day! The fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarion bastille! Return the device woman!
Lois: No toys, Stewie.
Stewie: Very well then. But mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance shall come.
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Blast you and your estrogenical tyranny!
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Stewie: DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!
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Stewie: It seems with death incapacitated, my matricidal efforts are futile. (Stewie looks around checking to make sure no one is around.) Nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone.
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Louis: Aww, look! Stewie drew a picture for his mommy!
Clevland: Show us the picture.
Stewie: No, no, no nothing to see here. (Lois shows the picture.)
Man 1: Oh, it's a time machine!
Stewie: No, it's a...blast what do kids draw these days? Uh...
Man 2: Why, of course it is! Here's where the flux capacitor goes.
Man 3: Yeah, I can't wait to build one of these myself!
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Lois: Now kids, your father's just trying to spend time with his family. Or kill us. I'm not sure which.
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